"What up, internet! This is goodr CEO Carl the Flamingo. You're welcome. Digging these Florida shades? You better believe I've had some crazy nights in Miami. In South Beach, I [REDACTED]. In Wynwood, I [REDACTED]. And you're never going to believe this, but in Brickell, I [REDACTED]. Hahaha!!! This limited edition evokes those neon nights. Teal Fly G frames. Translucent pink art deco temples. Blue-pink gradient lenses. Custom packaging with passport stickers. Blah, blah, blah, I'm bored, bye."
