"Proud To Be Mass-Produced” Boston OG Polarized Sunglasses

We love running in this city because the cold makes you stronger, it has the oldest and best marathon and, if you're bonking, just yell: "THE RED SOX SUCK!!!!" A lunatic will chase you, giving you a burst of energy.

When running in Boston, remember three things.

1. There are no water fountains, aka 'bubblers.' Only baked bean fountains, aka 'ploppers.'

2. If you run while dressed as John Adams, his ghost will push you up Heartbreak Hill. And finally, #3... No Bonking in Beantown (ALL the townies call 'Boston' Beantown, we checked.)