“Carl’s Big Cat Sanctuary” VRG Glow in the Dark Premium Sunglasses

The future is here. Meet the VRGs. Sleek, glare-reducing polarized lens that won’t slip or bounce while you run away from your robot overlords. 

Welcome to Carl's Big Cat Sanctuary!!! Where you can cuddle big jungle cats...Record a hiss-terically awful country music video... Pro-tip: they look GREAT with a mullet.