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"Always Be Closing” OG Polarized Sunglasses
"Always Be Closing” OG Polarized Sunglasses
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Iced Blue Frame with Gold Reflective Polarized Lenses - Classic shape with no slip, no bounce, all polarized performance.
HEY, YOU!!! Want to turn $25 of USELESS CHANGE into COLD, HARD GOLD?! OF COURSE, YOU DO!!! It's EASY, SAFE, and RELIABLE!!! Dig in your COUCH for COINS!!! Gather the CRUMPLED-UP DOLLARS your MOM gave you for FOLDING LAUNDRY!!! Steal SKRILLA from your LOVER'S WALLET while they hook up with your BEST FRIEND in a CULVERT!!! We'll turn YOUR CLAMS into ALWAYS BE CLOSING sunnies — blue frames with GOLD LENSES!!! This LIMITED RE-RELEASE isn't actually GOLD, but will make you FEEL like GOLD...possibly... ...maybe... ...we don't f*cking know. ACT NOW!!!
Quite simply the best looking running sunglasses you can buy for less than $100. We started with the belief that running is fun and your stories and gear should be too. Our goal was to create the best pair of running sunglasses for under $30 and we did it!
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